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Well my friends thought it would be funny if they went around giving their mates a substance, called Ghost Pepper Extract. Which is used to Negotiate terrorists. Its a very hot substance that can put a 3rd degree burn on your tongue within the first 2 seconds and it gets 2x worse later. Well, as i was saying, i was giving a finger lick (my whole finger was covered in it...Go ahead make your sex jokes), of this Extract (yes its a liquid) thinking that since i eat hot stuff all the time as i love mixing hot sauces with proteins and meats. Now this wasnt ordinary. My turn felt like a farmer branding my tongue, bare. I automatically tear up, and i was given drinks by friends but then it just kept getting worse and worse. I see found myself screaming and pounding in anger on the table. I fucking start to scream random things and swears as my tongue burns and my throat becomes a lava pit...

10 Minutes later...Out in the lobby while lunch is continued (usually people come out here during lunch to "regulate") I myself am punching the walls and kicking the door on the bookstore, friends laughing, and other friends are raging as they were given it as well. I took the most of it. I was asked to stop repediatley as im in pain.

Later back in global, i see myself dizzy and still in pain, it felt worse then strept throat. For some reason i start bleeding out of my nose. I had to pinch it and asked my friend josh to get me a tissue to keep it closed, but that was no good. i started coughing and that pinched out more blood.

Even though i seem like im acting all badass im not. This shit is fucking horrible. This is the 3rd day since i ate it and i still feel burn in my throat (not as bad as it was before). The fucking moral is, dont do shit just cause your friends tell you to. Im not saying to have to hold back all on life, like drinking and doing crazy stunts and shit. Just have a little self concious and mind. Dont be fucking stupid and try to impress your friends. Cause i didnt get anything but "Pepper Boy" after that.